cool happy geniuses!

"total douchebag"

i haven't yet learned how to say that in swedish, but here's a brief lesson of foul/idiotic words and phrases i learned while staying in our quaint cabin and rotting my brain upon american television with swedish subtitles (namely the simpsons, family guy and married with children).

enjoy, satmara!(that means bitch)

lesson 1 section 1

fet = fat

magdansen = truffle shuffle

helvete ocksa = what the hell!?

gratis gegga = free goo

fjant = dork

allt = ass

nakenbaren = nudey bar

strippklubb = take a guess

striporna = after the last you'd be stupid not to figure this out

silkenbröst = augmented breast

dingleklubbing = jigglyroom

kopaj = cowpie

plugghast = egghead

golvpaj = floorpie

meech = sissy

pengakrig = money fight

pissa = piss(duuuuhhhh)

tont = nerd

osexigt = unsexy

mystika laden = mystery box

toplesscene = topless scene

barnfetma = fat kid

sockerpulla = candyass

vilketsven = son of a bitch

jag älskar tuttar = i love boobies!

as you can see i am making the best of my time in sweden by learning nothing but the most useless aspects of the language. so if you visit i can't help you find a bathroom but i can let you know if someone is a candyass!